Guest MarcDW Posted September 28, 2007 at 09:52 AM Share Posted September 28, 2007 at 09:52 AM Der Type war doch Drogendealer/suechtiger. Der Polizist hat Ihm einen Gefallen getan. Mir tut der Polizist leid, denn mal eben Jemanden erschiessen und dann wieder zur Tagesordnung uebergehen ist auch nicht! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted September 28, 2007 at 10:26 AM Share Posted September 28, 2007 at 10:26 AM Mir tut der Polizist leid, denn mal eben Jemanden erschiessen und dann wieder zur Tagesordnung uebergehen ist auch nicht! Seltsam. Im Kino steckt der Cop sein Wumme ein und macht weiter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmaag Posted September 28, 2007 at 01:05 PM Share Posted September 28, 2007 at 01:05 PM How do you tell the difference between an UK-, an Australian- and an American Police Officer? Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? UK POLICE OFFICERS: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 999? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour. If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself? If I shoot him, and lose the court case does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and will I lose my family home? AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG! AMERICAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gun Posted September 29, 2007 at 02:02 AM Share Posted September 29, 2007 at 02:02 AM AMERICAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Beim lesen konnte ich es hören. Es erinnert mich an ein amerikanisches Mad-Heft von 1975 Dort flüchtete ein Trapper vor einem Indianer. Um die Füße des Trappers waren Sprechblasen (Crash, Crash, Tramp) Um die Füße des Indianers stand: Silent,Silent, Notasound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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