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Wofür steht eigentlich die Abkürzung NASA?

Antwort:

Never

A

Straight

Answer

[Till]

FW: gestern im Weißen Haus..... (fwd)

> George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza R.:

> Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George B.:

> Great. Lay it on me. Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.

> George B.: That's what I want to know.

> Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.

> George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

> Condoleeza R.: Yes.

> George B.: I mean the fellow's name.

> Condoleeza R.: Hu.

> George B.: The guy in China.

> Condoleeza R.: Hu.

> George B.: The new leader of China.

> Condoleeza R.: Hu.

> George B.: The Chinaman!

> Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.

> George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?

> Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

> George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

> Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.

> George B.: That's who's name?

> Condoleeza R.: Yes.

> George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of

China?

> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.

> George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the

Middle East.

> Condoleeza R.: That's correct.

> George B.: Then who is in China?

> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.

> George B.: Yassir is in China?

> Condoleeza R.: No, sir.

> George B.: Then who is?

> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.

> George B.: Yassir?

> Condoleeza R.: No, sir.

> George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of

China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

> Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?

> George B.: No.

> Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.

> George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of

> milk.

And then get me the U.N.

> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.

> George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

> Condoleeza R.: Kofi?

> George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?

> Condoleeza R.: And call who?

> George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?

> Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.

> George B.: Will you stay out of China?!

> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.

> George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the

U.N.

> Condoleeza R.: Kofi.

> George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

> (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.

> George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we

should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

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