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You Just Might be a Gun Nut if....

You buy a gun safe much larger than you think you'll ever need and still fill it up.

Your guns are worth twice as much as your car.

Even one of your guns is worth more than your car.

You list your local FFL dealer as a dependent on your tax return.

You watch old WWII movies and can identify and look at all the rifles and

handguns but can't remember who stared in the movie or what it was about..

It bothers you more when 007 runs out of ammo than when the BOND girl dies.

While watching the movie "Terminator 2" you have to leave the room in tears and mornful sobs after Arnold Swartzenneger throws the CAR- 16 off the moving tractor trailer and it goes bouncing away~.

Everytime you see the finale of the Sam Peckinpa movie "The Wild Bunch" you think to yourself "what a waste of brass!".

You wince every time a movie character drops a $35 magazine, or worse a pair of such magazines simultaneously, on the ground and runs away from them.

You shout at the TV whenever a Civil War character uses a '73 Peacemaker.

You notice movie flintlocks are actually made from Springfield Trapdoors.

You notice the Empire's ceramic-clad soldiers [in Star Wars] carry pistols based on the '96 Mauser.

You thought the German Army's use of Patton tanks in "The Battle of the Bulge" was beyond belief.

Your gun safe cost more then your dining room set.

Your wife/girlfriend starts using Hoppes No. 9 instead of perfume to get your attention.

Your collection of American Rifleman back issues, Gun Digests and reloading manuals cost you a premium the last time you moved. (or

maybe that is a sign that you are an OLD gun nut!)

You're in the army reserves, and they can't figure out why every time they send you out to shoot the M60 with 100 rounds, you return with a shot-out barrel. It never dawns on them you're bringing your own ammo.

You own a BAYONET for a gun you haven't bought yet.

You have guns in your safe that you can't for the life of you remember how you came by.

John Spangler

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Your wife/girlfriend starts using Hoppes No. 9 instead of perfume to get your attention.

Wir haben einen echt lieben Bekannten. Der macht so etwas ähnliches. Wenn er für sich allein ist, in einem Kämmerchen, wo er einen Holzofen hat...

dann heizt er ein... und wie bei einer Sauna... streut er etwas Schiesspulver drauf... das verbrennt und bringt den typischen Geruch in den Raum.

Er sagt, er braucht das... immer wenn er zuwenig auf den Schiessplatz kommt... der Geruch entspannt ihn total.

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Wir haben einen echt lieben Bekannten. Der macht so etwas ähnliches. Wenn er für sich allein ist, in einem Kämmerchen, wo er einen Holzofen hat...

dann heizt er ein... und wie bei einer Sauna... streut er etwas Schiesspulver drauf... das verbrennt und bringt den typischen Geruch in den Raum.

Er sagt, er braucht das... immer wenn er zuwenig auf den Schiessplatz kommt... der Geruch entspannt ihn total.

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SCHADE um das gute Pulver :roll::roll: Uebrigens hab gehoert in Hoppes No9 sollen Sexuallockstoffe sein :lol::lol:

lg elp

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